Filed under: The Penguin

The Penguin was revolted this week to arrive home and find his wife getting snow-coned by The Other Penguin. As of Thursday morning The Penguin has filed divorce papers, and is seeking sole custody of the eggs.
Filed under: The Dolphin

Isn’t it a little early to be dropping out of school?
Filed under: The Narwhal

Looks like These Narwhal’s had a few too many on boys night and did a few things they’ll feel weird about in the morning. Brace yourself for ‘Four Tusks One Cup’.
Filed under: The Bee

These Two Bees were spotted this week on the same flower. A body language expert tells Them Weekly, “you can tell these two are in love by how close their antennae are to each other and by the way the one bee shows the other bee where the best pollen deposits are”. Looks like the pollen won’t be the only thing deposited tonight.
Filed under: The Lion

They get covered in blood.

These Alligators have been ripping it up in South Beach. The producers of Alligators Gone Wild were thrilled with the footage they got. While very secretive about the details, they did tell themweekly.ca that they got more than the usual wet t-shirt contest. Lets just say there is an antelope, a dead carp and three alligators in compromising positons.
